Nature Rings

When Life Gives You Lemons. 

Don't Take It

Written On: Sunday, April 27,2014

          Hello, everyone and welcome to my blog post number 1!! 

• ✓ Opens Champagne Bottle        
• ✓ Drinks A Ton and Gets Drunk
• ✓ Sobs about life and how Nature Hates Me

 Yes, ladies and gentlemen nature hates me. Before you run off and close the tab, and swear that you will never read my blog again, just stay and sit down and read because I swear it won't be traumatizing.

 You want to know why I believe that nature hates me? You don't. Well I am still going to tell you.

•  Birds won't stop chirping outside my window
•  Its my time of the month

 Yes, from Saturday (yesterday) my stomach took a sharp turn and land me in  "Uncomfortable City"(its a real place) (no its not), with a population of ONE, which is me.

 Since it's that time of the month, I can't do anything. Literally, if I move I am going to explode.

 Anyway, that is not the topic I am discussing today. What I am discussing is my dad. You may not know this but my dad is an amazing cook.

*Crickets* 

 Who the hell am I kidding?! My dad is awful at cooking! And guess what! My dad wants me to help him in the kitchen. He thinks that I am going to help him then he made a sad mistake!

 Oh no, I am not being lazy, I am being smart. My dad is going to mess up on something and start to blame it on me so my mom won't yell at him. I know this because I went through this many times, that words can't explain how I am feeling. Plus, being on my period helps me from helping my dad, so I believe that this is the first time that I am happy that I am on my period.

 Okay, I lied. I know shameful, but that was not the topic I was going to discuss either. Its about my best friend, Toniann. I made her a photoshop picture of her and Austin Mahone kissing and now she won't stop nagging me for pictures of him kissing her cheek. Really, I love her with all my heart but she needs to stop. I did that because I was bored out my mind and she asked for it. Like look at this.They are not in specific order.

 See? I really didn't want to sound mean but really its really annoying. I need help should I send her the picture she wanted or just stop completely ?

 OR, should I be a bee-itch and say my computer was acting up?

I really don't want to be a bee-itch, but I am lazy okay?! I don't want to do that.

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This is what I learn this weekend.

• Sometimes being a girl sucks
• Being nice and a good friend, sometimes help you out but sometimes make you want to rip your hair out your skull.

    Until Next Time, Winter
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